Ban The User Above You

First topic message reminder :

Hello,

This is a game found on many forums,

Here is how it works:
1. A user posts in the topic stating a reason to ban the user above him.
2. A different user posts and stats a reason to ban the poster above him, this process repeats forever.

The rules:
1. Do not act like staff and actually ban the user.
2. NO SPAMMING!
3. All posts must not break the global Admin Talk rules.

I will start:
I ban the user above me for not starting this topic.

Have fun everyone

-Brandon

Banned for having no avatar!

Banned for using an exclamation point at the end of your sentence.

Banned for not using an exclamation point at the end of your sentence!

Banned for having 200+ points.

Banned for not having 200 posts.

Banned for joining on January 22, 2015.

Banned for joining 2/11/2015

Banned for STILL only having 10 rep points.

Banned for STILL NOT having 10 rep points.

Banned for putting "-Brandon" in your sig.

Banned for not having a cookie as your avatar.

Banned for using an emoticon in your poast.

Cookie wrote:Banned for using an emoticon in your poast.

Banned for mis spelling the word 'post'.

Banned because I didn't; it was on purpose - (inside joke).

Banned for doing an inside joke and intentionally spelling it wrong.

Banned because there's no period after the last sentence in the rules for this forum.

Banned for posting only in spam section

Banned for not having any other places to post actively besides the spam section.

Banned for not creating them or new threads then

Banned for having 14 rep points.

Banned for NOT having 10+ Rep points.

Banned for having 265 poasts.

Banned for being 19 years of age.

Oh, why does it say 19. I'm 17...
Anyways, banned for having 209 pts...

I don't know why... did you give the proper Year? You were born in 1997?

I ban you for screwing up the age mechanism on FORUMOTION!

Yea, 1997.

Banned for STILL having only 10 rep points.